mikkeneko:

vexwerewolf:

beardedmrbean:

This is one of the funniest noises I’ve ever heard in my life

for the love of god unmute

(via queenofthequillandink)

homunculus-argument:

There’s people for whom “we’re leaving in the morning” means “we ride at dawn motherfuckers, you can finish waking up and getting dressed in the car, we’ll grab breakfast somewhere along the way”, and there’s people for whom it means “we’ll get going somewhere before noon”.

And then they get married.

(via thebibliosphere)

indigonite:

my main criticism for Baldurs Gate 3 is that you can’t keep wreaking havoc if you accidentally polymorph into a cat

thebibliosphere:

Tw: scrolling motion in video.

(I tried to keep the scrolling slow so it hopefully doesn’t make anyone dizzy)

ID: a video scrolling through the @queerliblib library front page displaying numerous queer titles and audiobooks.

Y’all, @queerliblib just went live and their collection is already incredible.

There are so many queer books there that I couldn’t get my local library to host. Seriously, if you’re in the US, go to their website and get yourself a library card. It integrated perfectly with my libby account and now I’m about to listen to so many books while I work.

Also, not Hunger Pangs being front and center for Disability Pride 😭. Thank you, @queerliblib 💖. And thank you for creating such a wonderful project. This is going to make such a difference for so many people.

jurantparetoiles:

ah yes the last three months of the year: halloween, nanowrimo and christmas

(via stesierra)

rustandruin:

the ghost of one specific homosexual cowboy regularly possesses Tumblr gays

(via thebibliosphere)

starlightshadowsworld:

Palestinians are not “animals.”

They are not “children of darkness.”

Little kids are rescuing cats and trying to comfort them when they themselves are terrified.

A doctor broke down when his father and brother came into the trauma unit.

And several of his colleagues hugged and gathered to comfort him.

Journalists are playing with babies.

Doctors are refusing to evacuate hospitals because their patients can’t and refuse to leave them.

There’s a little boy who gives tea to the journalists and thanks them for spreading their stories.

He’s displaced at the hospital, his home is gone.

A kid was asked what he wants to be when he grows up and he said kids in Gaza don’t grow up.

Kids are writing their names on their arms so they can be identified.

Momin Kireka is a Palestinian journalist who was disabled by an Israeli attack in 2008.

And despite the difficulty in moving around, he vows to continue to show the world the truth.

Awni, a young Palestinian boy has a gaming YouTube channel he loved so much.

He was killed in the bombing.

Mohammed Sami was an artist who’s dream was to open an art gallery.

He was playing with the kids to raise their spirits. And the next day he was killed.

They are victims.

They are going through unimaginable horrors and still find it in their hearts to be kind.

They have hopes and dreams just like you and I.

They are people.

And they deserve to be remembered as such.

essayofthoughts:

pyrot3ch-nick:

kindadnd:

dare-to-dm:

thestuffedalligator:

It’s been said before, but goddammit I love the material components for spells in D&D. They’re so stupid.

Detect Thoughts requires a copper to cast. Gust of Wind needs beans. Sunbeam requires a magnifying glass. Passwall uses sesame seeds.

Darkvision needs fucking. Carrots.

My favorite is the Pathfinder version of Hideous Laughter, which requires tiny fruit tarts and a feather.

I like to imagine that apprenticing to a wizard means being put in charge of gathering/arranging all of these spell components before you even get to learn your first cantrip.

Disclaimer, if a spell component makes no sense, it’s often based on a pun.

Many of the illusion spells require fleece, because your pulling the wool over the target’s eye

Polymorph spells need caterpillar cocoons because the targets are metamorphosed

The component for the Tongues spells (which lets you speak and understand other languages) is a model ziggurat… which is was most likely inspired the Tower of Bable story… the one where people started speaking different languages

I’m 99% sure that the reason the component for Detect Thoughts is a copper piece (aka the smallest denomination of currency in D&D) is because it’s a penny for your thoughts.

pillarofawesome:

disgruntled-foreign-patriarch:

thememedaddy:

Hence the invention of the Porch